Humpty Dumpty: a wee [[clumsy]] lad: he desires a place to rest his shell. [[Sit.]] (At the expense of Clumsy Humpty)
[[Reconsider]] "Ay, it's tough for a round fellow such as myself to sit. Off to the pub then."
[[Go to the pub.]]Well... he fell from a rickty wall and broke his skull. No man could save [[that yolky man->Untitled Passage]]
"Oi! Humpty ye seat is ready in the back!" (The seat was designed like a bowl)
[[Cheers!]] "Also, Humpty... Ye never settled up after the other night."
"Bejesus! t'was a late one, spare me forgiveness. How much do I [[owe ya?]]"$$$
My, I was ambitious, wasn't I?
[[Settle Humpty's tab.]]Right then, i'll take the [[usual.]]Another?
[[Yes]][[5 hours later]]Righttyyyyy then. I'll be off. Cheers!
[[Get up]]Humpty Dumpty had a [[tremdous fall]] from his stool as he swung himself too aggressively from the counter.No kingmen's or bartender could mend that [[poor egg.]]T'was that night of Humpty fall at the pub that insprie the ballad "Humpty Dumpty's Wake", which has passed on through generations to warn of the fraility of eggs and their rounded roaming nature.